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Being a freelancer (read: basically unemployed) means that you get lots of time to surf the net. I found a handful of really fucked-up Halloween costumes and thought I would share them all with you.

Enjoy!

Dr. Ben Dover (actual costume name)
Besides being patently unfunny, this costume doesn't make much sense. Does this man want to stick his finger up someone else's anus, or (as his exposed buttocks might suggest) does he want someone to stick his/her finger up HIS anus? The top/bottom debate rages on ...

Condom Man (actual costume title)
Unofficial sidekick of Dr. Ben Dover.

The Ghoul
Finally -- I've been trying to find a Tom Petty costume for AGES!

Sexy Nurse
I'll be damned if this isn't Mark McKinney from the Kids in the Hall.

Optimus Prime
Neither Optimus, nor Prime. Discuss ...

Zombie Cheerleader
The sad thing is, most teenage girls actually look like this nowadays. Have you SEEN "thirteen"?

Priest
Um .... no comment. Hey -- what is that thing on the right? Gay Grimace?

Prisoners
Ladies and Gentlemen -- heterosexuality.

Jack Skellington
Gay.

Austin Powers
Gay.

Zorro
Gay.

Son of Zorro
Son of Gay.

Housekeeper Cat
Somewhere in L.A., Axl Rose rolls out from under a glass coffee table to call his lawyer ...

Baby Spiderman
I didn't realize that Truman Capote had procreated.