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... And still prone to fits of horrible taste

Yes, folks, I've been spending my valuable drinking time trolling the interred-net once again for the latest and greatest in the land of Halloween costumes. Note that you will see no Roy Horns with stuffed tigers attached to their necks here, nor Janet Leighs wrapped in shower curtains -- no, folks -- here at CampBlood.org we are all about class. Hey wait -- is that a toddler dressed as an IUD? Rockin'!

But before you check out the individual pics below, I implore you to visit this site, which is doubtless one of the finest Halloween websites in existence: click HERE for the madness.

Enjoy!

Trekkie Baby
This photo was taken in his parents' basement, where he will spend the better part of his adult years, frustrated and alone, wasting his civil servant take-home pay on comic books and porn.

Monster Baby
Someone took a photo of the inside of my mind...

Rapist Baby
I don't know exactly what is going on here, but it involves a baby with a man's face sodomizing a blow-up doll, a child in gingham stealing an ankle bracelet, and a shitload of dog food...

Billy Bob Thornton, circa 2006
There's not much more to say.

Hulk Hogan
Reduced to performing for sailors in Indonesian bathhouses, like the best of us.

Red Hot Mama (actual costume name)
Good evening, and welcome to Zha Zha Gabor's Burrito Roundup!

Outhouse
Finally, a costume that serves as a metaphor for the public school system. Note the "Be Proud" banner on the gymnasium wall.

Doll Rabbit Horror
You know, you either dress your doll up as Paul Williams or a rabbit. Don't get greedy.

Orlando Bloom
Legolas my Egolas.

Your guess is a good as mine.
Hell, I don't even know if this is a costume...

Indian Cat
Marlon Brando spins in his grave.

Happy Faces
Hey, what is "Standard Size" for a giant hit of ecstasy, anyway?

Sassy Cop
San Francisco rollerblade police force uniform. Unaltered.

Shark Victim
My question is, does it come with the hair?