Hey, kids! It's that time of year again -- when the people in new relationships put themselves through hell trying to figure out how to work a corporate holiday into their tenderfooted love affair, those without relationships are treated like lepers, and those who are married and old do what they do to everything else (roll over and fall asleep).

NYC-based artist/illustrator (and frequent CampBlood.org contributor -- check out his hot-as-shit Slumber Party Poster in our Swag Shop!) Andy Swist has returned again despite the nonexistent pay, frequent beatings, and overwhelming stench of death to provide us with more holiday horror. He's really quite a gem -- for more on him, check out andyswist.com.

Homo Horror Valentines!

These babies are easily emailable -- just click on the links for hi-res versions, right-click to save, and email to your rotten little heart's content!

With love,

Buzz

ps -- for last year's Valentines (which were handily laid-out to be print-and-cut, for those of you who are into that kind of thing), click HERE (and the prior year is HERE, for you historians out there). They're magically delicious!