I'm thrilled to be able to present to you yet another series of original CampBlood.org Valentines, the perfect seasonal tidings for horror homos and their unlucky victims. This year's line takes a stab at some of our favorite horror figures and least favorite celebrities -- it's a sexy, bloody pop culture explosion! That you can write on!

NYC-based artist/illustrator (and frequent CampBlood.org contributor -- check out his hot-as-shit Slumber Party Poster in our Swag Shop!) Andy Swist has really outdone himself with these wonderfully nasty tidings. God love the sick little bugger -- for more on him, check out andyswist.com.

Homo Horror Valentines!

It's easier than a trip to Hallmark and you won't walk out with a fucking keepsake ornament. All you gotta do is:

For Printed Valentines:

1. Click on the link below the thumnail at the right to open the full-size .pdf (the .pdf will have 1 of each of the 4 designs).

2. Pop a piece of cardstock or high-bond paper into your fancy color printer.

3. Follow the easy cutting guides (make sure to use round-tipped scissors if you're... well, one of "those kids").

4. Write something sexy on the back (in blood), slip them into your victims' pockets/bags/kitchen drawers/baby strollers, and watch the magic happen!

For Emailed Valentines:

1. Pick your favorite image from the selections below.

2. Underneath the image you like, click the link as directed to get the full-size image (JPEG format).

3. Save to your desktop (right-click the image and "Save As") and attach to an email to the object of your affliction.

Click HERE for the full-page printable image.