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| Friday the 13th: Robey's Revenge | |
| Screencaps from Friday the 13th: The Series! Bitches, let me give you a little window into my mind: my favorite show growing up was the glorious Canadian campfest Friday the 13th: The Series. The show centered around an antiques shop that sold cursed objects -- cursed objects that the owner's niece and nephew, Mickey and Ryan, had to collect. Now, this technically is an offshoot of the beloved movie franchise (the producers sold the title to the television production, with the intention being that the last cursed object to be collected would be Jason's hockey mask, but the show was cancelled before that could happen). Anyway, my favorite thing about the show (besides the cheesy effects and overall Canadian-ness of it all) was Canuck pop star and actress Robey as Mickey, the fire-maned heroine. Mickey was everything I ever wanted to be -- she was beautiful, smart, and got to mess around with werewolves and shit. She also boasted some of the most gloriously insane hairdos ever to grace the small screen, a sampling of which I'm delighted to share with you today. Glamour like this is something of a curse in itself. Enjoy! And Happy Friday the 13th! |
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 The sweetest five letters the small screen has ever known. |
 The first time we meet Robey, she's kissing this douchebag. |
 But soon enough, she's checking out her own cousin's shitbox. Eeeew! Pervert! |
 I think that's technically a horsetail. I don't know any ponies with that much hair. |
 The Bichon Frise look was very hot that year. |
 This is Robey's "Night at the Symphony" look. She apparently finds it as boring as we do. |
 The Depressed Millionairess look... |
 The Fanciful Unicorn... |
 The Margot Kidder... |
 The Catherine Deneuve... |
 The Jodie Foster... |
 One ringy-dingy... |
 "Eddie! Eddie, what is it?!" |
 Here's Robey auditioning for the part of Poison Ivy in the Batman movie. |
 When in doubt, headband. |
 Here's Robey's impression of a sunny-side-up. |
 Oh, come on -- is that really necessary? Up the nose? Really? |
 Robey in The Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio Story |
 The very special Monks Don't Cry episode (she's actually supposed to be a man here) |
 Hush, hush - even downtown, voices carry! |
 Ursula Andress wants her wig back. And her teacup. |
 You'd think she were looking in a mirror. |
 Hey -- isn't that Kimmy from Street Fighter? |
 I'm wondering what the black thing lost in her leafy canopy is. Is that a cat? |
 I warned you that if you made that face enough it would stick like that! |
 Her hair is actually weighing down her head to the left. |
 Model Final Girl hair: bounce and body, but not too high-maintenence. Wash and go! |
 I would love to say that she's SUPPOSED to look like a ghoulish Michael Jackson blow-up doll here, but it's entirely accidental. |
 Why am I thinking about her sugarwalls right now? |
 I think I'm gon-na like it here! |
 Apparently
Claudia Christian was unavailable... |
 The Boy-George-during-chemo look is a VERY NOW LOOK. |
 Can you find a spell to exorcise your hair? God, woman! |
DON'T
YOU LOOK AT MY FUCKING BALONEY SANDWICH! I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE!
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 That's it, baby. Show that bitch who's boss. |