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It's time, my poppets -- the first-ever CampBlood.org MULTIMEDIA content! Now, I'm just testing this out, so don't get all up in my grill and shit if it doesn't work -- just drop me a polite email and I'll try to fix things on my end.

Okay. Now that that's sorted....

PhoneCall Hijinx!!

If you're like me, you love it when women are senselessly tormented via the telephone. No, I'm not talking about those fucking Carrot Top AT&T commercials -- I'm talking about good ol' fashioned Phone Stalking, once a revered trend in horror pictures and unfortunately put to death forever by Wes Craven's Scream movies (check out my blurb on Telephone Harrassment in made-for TV movies for elaboration and examples).

So I started thinkin'... wouldn't it be great if some of these tormented ladies could actually call one another and try to help each other sort out the creepiness invading their lives through their fiber-optic lines? Well, as it turns out, these gals would have been of absolutely no use to one another, as these amazing and informative clips prove. Click on a title below to see why...

Are You in the House Alone? (1978)
Not in this version, you're not! See needlessly bitchy Blythe Danner get sassy with her daughter, Kathleen Beller, in this telling remix. Do you think she's this rude to Gwynnie?

Click HERE to read the CampBlood.org recaplet of this made-for-tv spooker.

Eyes of a Stranger (1981)
Lauren Tewes tries to stop a sadistic ladykiller from taking another victim (the lovely Miss Debbie Ormsly), despite having a blind sister and a crippling case of smoker's cough.

Click HERE to read the CampBlood.org review of this white-hot slasher.