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Someone's Watching Me!   1978

Lauren Hutton, David Birney, Adrienne Barbeau
This John Carpenter entry into the Movie of the Week genepool is an almost perfect combination of hot and trashy elements: a heroine (Lauren Hutton) who works in television news (she's damn near an Anchorwoman in Peril!), a Telephone Stalker, a lesbian (Adrienne Barbeau, looking more feminine than ever, oddly enough), surveillance equipment, a useless male lead (Birney, who would soon enough prove just as useless to then-wife Meredith Baxter) and Los Angeles.

Hutton stars as Leigh Micheals, a 28-year old (AHEM!) television news director who has moved to LA from New York to start over -- from what, we're not really sure, but that's okay, because soon enough a wacko starts watching her every move and sending her odd gifts to her luxury high-rise apartment. Before you can say Eyes of a Stranger, Leigh is peeping at the residents in the building across from hers and slowly unraveling, much to the dismay of her new boyfriend (Birney, doing his best Burt Convy impression) and Barbeau (quite likeable as a gay co-worker). Although most of the movie seems like a one-woman off-Broadway show (Hutton is alone on-screen talking to herself for the better part of an hour, by my estimation), Hutton does very well in the lead and keeps the audience's sympathies from wandering across the way to the creepy peeper. Extra points for having a killer wearing the same exact outfit as Michael Meyers (Halloween came out the same year) and meeting the same fate (what's with Carpenter and windows?).

Special Features:
Telephone Harrassment; Achorwoman in Peril; White Hot Middle-Aged Final Girl
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