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Shooting Stars   1983

Parker Stevenson, Billy Dee Williams, Edie Adams, John P. Ryan
Alright, if anyone knows of two specimens more perfect than Parker Stevenson and Billy Dee Williams you must forward me their stats now! These himbos (slang brought you courtesy of Buzz) strut their stuff across nearly every luscious frame of this lighthearted action movie. And believe it or not, Stevenson shows a real knack for comedy proving that Stroker Ace wasn’t just me dreaming… Williams and Stevenson are Hawk and O’Keefe, two gorgeous TV Detectives who are framed by their aging co-star for drug abuse so he can grab the spotlight. After being fired from their hit show, Hawk gets the bright idea that since they’ve been playing private dicks (oh, yeah) they should do it for real. Their first case seems easy enough – a woman looking for her missing, floozy of a little sister – but after some extravagant twists and turns, these guys pull an Erin Brockovich and uncover a sinister environmental scandal. Wait! Parker Stevenson, gunplay, Edie Adams AND poisoned soil?!? Count me in!

Shooting Stars is actually a very fun, very early 80s romp done in the way that only Mr. Aaron Spelling could do. If you’re looking for a movie with virtually no subtext (although I could pontificate on Williams protective Daddy Complex for hours but that’s Buzz’s department), a great upbeat feeling – almost no bad guys are killed, complete with that Stevenson Swagger, this is your movie. And I wasn’t kidding; Stevenson and Williams are great in what looks like an intended pilot for a sadly unrealized series. As an added bonus for those of you really stuck in the 80s, keep an eye out for Jay Leno wannabe Fred Travalena as the most schizophrenic waiter in history.

Review by Amanda By Night

Special Features:
Desperate Actors; Old White Men in Power; Jay Leno Impersonators
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