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Ham-Fisted Shatner    
Never having been a Star Trek fan (read: having had a normal upbringing and having moved out of my parents' basement at a decent age), I really have no strong feelings either way about the overwhelming mythos that is William Shatner. But even I can see a craptor when I see one, folks. Having gone from sci-fi-series leading man to "vocalist" to Esperanto advocate (in his odd film Incubus) to discount airfare huckster, Shatner also peppered his career with bloviating, confusedly operatic performances in several made-for-TV movies. Here we celebrate the man who has truly put the Shat in Shatner.
Shat. Ner.