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Maneaters are Loose!   1978

Tom Skerritt, Steve Forrest, Harry Morgan
This positively wretched killer-tiger movie stars a spry young Tom Skerritt as a detective whose town is besieged (which is really overdoing it, as the
tigers don't really do much of anything but hang out in the woods) by two circus tigers who are liberated by their drunk trainer. A local tramp cocktail waitress who's boffing a local businessman (while living under the roof of Colonel Potter, who himself is an upstanding porn-crazed hypocrite) escapes an attack and is then implicated in the man's murder -- meanwhile, his annoying wife bothers everyone in town trying to find him (some of the phonecalls between her and her husband's drinking buddy are kind of funny, at least). The best moment of the whole movie happens during the opening titles, when a fluffy farmcat is seen scampering across the lawn with the words MANEATERS ARE LOOSE! emblazoned over it -- this kind of subtlety extends to the bombastic, utterly annoying score, which works about ten times as hard as the script or actors. Simply horrendous.

Special Features:
Telephone Harassment; Evil Po' Folk; Gratuitous Moustaches
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