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The Horror at 37,000 Feet   1973

Chuck Connors, William Shatner, Tammy Grimes, Paul Winfield
This movie is HILARIOUS. One of the most misguided and ill-executed stories I’ve ever seen, Horror starts with a potentially hot concept (a red-eye flight is transporting a cargo of Druidic ruins… and William Shatner) and fucks it up in every conceivable way. First, if an airline flew a plane that apparently seats hundreds of people with only 7 passengers on board, they would be bankrupt by the time they landed (there are literally as many crew members as travelers). Second, the set looks like community theatre leftovers and the special effects are riotously bad. Third, the Lifeboat-style clashes of trapped personalities are so forced and cheesy that the resulting squabbles are far more amusing than tense. Watch for a hot possession freakout, tons of overacting, the most thinly-drawn characters you could ever imagine, and a frozen dog. Entertaining for all the wrong reasons. Amanda Plummer’s equally squirrely mother Tammy Grimes turns in a fantastically bizarre performance as a bitchy Brit.

Special Features:
Witchcraft; White-Hot Middle-Aged Final Girl; Ham-Fisted Shatner; Defrocked Priests
Rating (out of 5):