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Desperate Actors    
Anyone who's ever dated one knows -- actors would just as soon hollow out your head and use it to hold their beer as they would let anyone into their cold and brittle little dried-fig hearts. Or maybe that's just me. But let's face it -- actors can be damn crafty folk, and when faced with potential death, incarceration, or second-billing, they'll do just about anything to come out on top. So it's no surprise that the tawdry tenants of the Movie of the Weak are often actors, or at least people playing actors. Wrap your head around that one, Einstein...
Michael Dorsey is one of millions of desperate actors who would stoop to posing with cheap furniture just to get a job...
(from Tootsie)