| Anyone
who's ever dated one knows -- actors would just as soon hollow out your
head and use it to hold their beer as they would let anyone into their cold
and brittle little dried-fig hearts. Or maybe that's just me. But let's
face it -- actors can be damn crafty folk, and when faced with potential
death, incarceration, or second-billing, they'll do just about anything
to come out on top. So it's no surprise that the tawdry tenants of the Movie
of the Weak are often actors, or at least people playing actors.
Wrap your head around that one, Einstein... |