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Horror Himbo Profile: Joe Zaso

Each month we here at CampBlood honor the men who are not afraid to get out there and show some toned, plucked, and moisturized skin in horror films. The natural counterpart to the Scream Queens, our beloved Horror Himbos keep us homos coming back to the genre again and again... and for that, we salute them.


Joe Zaso
Horror Himbo Vital Statistics


Name: JOSEPH ZASO (Just call me Joe - everyone does)

Likes: Espresso, cloudy weather, 70s and 80s movies, hitting the gym, designer clothes, Italian horror movies, visiting Italy once a year, Dario Argento, Woody Allen, Robert Altman, friendly people, progressive people, elegant people, watching DVDs with friends, cooking.

Dislikes: Rude people, lazy people, ignorant people, fish, smoking.

Favorite Horror Movies: THE OMEN, SUSPIRIA, THE SENTINEL, SQUIRM, DEMONS, GREMLINS...

Favorite Horror Himbos (aside from Ryan Reynolds, who goes without saying): Not sure who...

Favorite Color: BLUE

Favorite Position: SPOON

Favorite Golden Girl: They're all great - but it's a tie. BLANCHE/ROSE make me laugh the most

Favorite Position with a Golden Girl: Sitting across from her while eating cheesecake

Hobbies (aside from looking hot): World travel, Cooking, planning events

Workout/Health tips: Avoid fast food at all costs. Be entirely dedicated to working out if you want stay in shape -- don't rationalize. Don't dabble and don't make 1001 excuses.

Favorite Haircare Product: None. I have a shaved head.

Boxers or Briefs? CK Boxer Briefs. Black or Dark Blue.

Nuclear Power: Friend or Foe? Foe.

Gay stalkers: Creepy or Cuddly? In general, creepy.

If I could work with anyone in the industry, it would be… Dario Argento

Men love me because of my… My shoe size 13 EEEE

Women love me because of my… My shoe size 13 EEEE

Current projects: ANGEL'S BLADE (just wrapped in Massachusetts), BARRICADE (to be filmed in Germany in August), producing a potential Lovecraftian anthology in the Fall in the US and producing/acting in a giallo in Florence, Italy this January. (Check out Joe's company's website for updates and filmography)

Bonus question
How many beers would it take to get you in bed with me?
None. I don't drink beer.