| Halloween
4: The Return of Poor Taste |
| Yes,
Virginia - There IS a Great Pumpkin
It's back, folks -- an annual assortment of some
of the worst Halloween costumes imaginable. Some of these are actually
available for purchase on the Internets -- though I'll be damned if I'm
going to tell you where. For winners (losers?) from past years, check
out 2005, 2004
and 2003.
Enjoy! |
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"Plunger-Headed Dildo Unicorn Man"
Or if you're into the whole brevity thing, "Dildocorn".
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B for Bewitched
Or V for Vendetta?
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Sammy Hagar
Sad thing is, that's actually Sammy Hagar wearing
this Sammy Hagar costume. The abs and the perfect
nimbus of thistle-down hair couldn't last forever.
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Catwoman Fetish Costume
To Wong Foo, GETMETHEFUCKOUTOFTHISBASEMENT!!!!
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Death Star
You know he's only wearing this thing so that he can masturbate in public
and not get caught.
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No Fucking
Clue
Is it a past-prime Prince Valiant? The missing gay Ghostbuster?
Whatever it is, it scares the living shit out of me. |
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The Last 2 Seconds of The Kingdom
Both Lars Von Trier's The Kingdom and
the British sci-fi crapfest Xtro have featured full-grown
man-birth. But neither were as happy an event as the one pictured above.
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Really Pissed-Off Cat
Well, what if your cat tried to dress YOU up as Doug Henning?
Would you look any happier?
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Easy-Access Cop
For that turnpike truckstop bathroom party you'll be dropping by this
year...
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The
Inside of My Brain
Get 'em, Spidey! Get 'em! |
Bad
Porn Toilet Seat
Hey -- European in my lap! |
Edible
Infants
Never before have two snack cakes been so happy. |
Duct Tape Man
Well,
it's easy to see why these two ladies are so taken with Duct
Tape Man. Dude's got about a roll and a half between the legs!
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Sulu
It
makes you wonder -- is it possible anymore to be an Asian Trekkie and
NOT be called "Big Gay George"?
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Sumner Redstone
Playing
with his new camera. Isn't that cute?
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The
House of Bad Drag
This year I found so many bad drag photos that I decided they deserved their
own section. Is your heart strong enough for the scares that await behind
every pair of sweaty pantyhose? |
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Hooters Girl
A
lot of guys say they go to Hooters for the chicken wings, but this location
looks like it specializes in Kielbasa and cottage cheese.
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Tie-Dye
I
can't tell if this is a guy in half-assed woman drag, or a girl in half-assed
guy drag. Either way, the expression transcends.
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Martha Stewart
What's
worse, some time in prison or being forced into bad drag by a bunch of
plucky lesbians?
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Princess Ballerina Sumo Wrestler
So
pretty...
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Jeans-Wearing Gorilla Ballerina
Nothing
says "I worked my ass off on this costume" like a pair of
GAP jeans.
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Sylvia Plath
Sorry,
but I'd still take this guy over Gwyneth any day.
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