| Halloween
3: Gypsies, Tramps, and Botched Abortions |
| Yes,
Virginia - There IS a Great Pumpkin
It's back, folks -- an annual assortment of some
of the worst Halloween costumes imaginable. Some of these are actually
available for purchase on the Internets -- though I'll be damned if I'm
going to tell you where. For winners (losers?) from past years, check
out 2004
and 2003.
Enjoy! |
| Funny
Big-Hat Witch
Your child will be the hit of the party in this delightful big-hatted
witch costume, which playfully -- what? Abu who? I have
no idea what you're talking about. But she's barefoot! Isn't that ADORABLE?!
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Abortion
Who's up for shish-kebab?
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Baby Bear
This costume is cute. Until you remember that Shelley Duvall
stumbled across something looking exactly like this getting busy in one
of the guest rooms in The Shining. Yes, it's wrong.
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| Thomas
Gibson
After Dharma and Greg ended, the offers dried up and
Thomas was forced to resort to working at Captain Caveman's Pizza
Jamboree. Femur dildo not included.
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Half-Assed
Daredevil
You remember Daredevil, right? The "jeans-wearing
superhero"?
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Jack
White of the White Stripes
Or, "what Renee Zellweger sees when she closes her eyes".
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| Man
Sandwich
I plan on being in a Man Sandwich myself this Halloween. But I don't think
this guy knows what he's in for.
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Penis
Man
"I'll totally win the contest this year -- who else would think
of going as Arnold Schwarzenegger's inner child?!"
Li'l Kim impersonator not included.
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Horny
Priest
Because nothing's funnier than a cock in a smock.
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Peter
Pan
Gay.
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Baby
Gay.
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Wolverine
Triple
gay.
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Cowboys
and Indians
From
the Bareback Mountain Collection, I see.
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Baby
Hitler
Hey
-- have you met my friend in the big witch hat?
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Wine
Box
Mom?!
Mom, you get away from him!!
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| Gypsy:
Before
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Gypsy:
After
TrimSpa,
baby!
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Nip-Slip
...and
I'll let you determine the connection.
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| Super-Size
Baby
Or as I like to call it, "Dingo Family-Pack"
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Wonder
Woman Dog
Okay, either dress up your dog as Bruce Vilanch OR
Wonder Woman. Don't get greedy.
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Batman
Likewise: Elijah Wood OR Batman. Leave
something for the rest of us.
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