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Halloween
Costume Ideas from Super-Cool People!
Not that you aren't all super-cool and all,
but these are super-cool people who make horror movies, have blogs,
and even live in Los Angeles!
Yes,
in honor of the season I polled a bunch of my favorite folks to
get their thoughts on Halloweens past, present, and future -- read
on for inspiration!
(There's
an extra Hersheys Miniature in my bowl for everyone who participated
-- and no, that's not a euphamism. Thanks!)
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Paul
Etheredge-Ouzts (director,
Hellbent)
This year, I expect I'll dress up in
a black tee shirt and jeans and call myself "Deep Space".
Maybe if I say "Casting Director" I'll get more
attention.
My
fantasy is to go as a "Sexy Devil" (hmmm...this
sounds familiar). Tight black pants, low on the hips...tattoo
flames leaping up from my manscaped groin and over my six
pack stomach (fantasy, remember)...no shirt...some classy
horns....I almost did this costume a few years ago (when I
did have the abs), but my father dropped into town - unannounced!
- on Halloween day. I spent the evening entertaining him instead
of the thousands of other single boys on the WeHo strip. Dad
asked me what I was doing with all the tattoo makeup...."Oh...it's
just for work, Dad...*sigh*"
And parents wonder why their kids resent them.
Armando
Munoz (director, Pervula)
For
Halloween I'm going to be one of my new babies. I'm going
to be Crotchless Panty Face from PANTY
KILL. I'll certainly have your shredded CampBlood
manties hanging out of my pocket.
With unlimited resources I'd be Ms. Michael Myers.
That's right. It's TRAN-OWEEN. "The
Night He/She Came Home! |
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Armando's
Gloryhole Ghoul Costume.
You can't make this shit up, people. |
| Randy
Barbato (co-director,
Party
Monster, Inside Deep Throat)
The most successful "conceptual" Halloween costume
we ever did was when Fenton and I went as
the "Jersey shore" in the late eighties. It was
around the time that hypodermics and medical waste were washing
up on the beach. There was a news item Halloween week about
a uterus being found on the shore. Yummy! So we covered ourselves
in plastic and then glued garbage, sand, needles, and raw
tripe - and BAM....Jersey shore (I think there was a beach
ball or two as well.).
Of course, you couldn't tell what the hell we were, so it
was all about explaining the costume - which was FUN! Those
are the best costumes because you are forced to chat with
people, and isn't that what Halloween is all about? Making
new friends and seeing old ones....a treat and a trick!
Don
Mancinci (creator,
Child's Play)
I'm
just going to throw on a pair of boxer briefs, and clamp a
bear trap over my head, and go as the guy from the opening
of SAW II -- that is, if it's warm. If not,
I'll just wear an eighties wig and an eyepatch, and go as
Dylan Fergus from Hellbent.
Dave
DeCoteau (director,
The Brotherhood, Voodoo Academy)
What
are you going to be for Halloween?
A
tired old used up queen. So I won't change my usual drag.
What
WOULD you be for Halloween, if you could be anything you wanted?
Divine,
of course!
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Girls
Gone Wildwood
Alright, Randy -- which one are you, again?

Okay, Don. We see your point.
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| Justin
Kerswell (WebGod:
Hysteria Lives!)
Well, actually we do celebrate Halloween in Merrie Olde England.
It's my favourite holiday, perhaps unsurprisingly. I'm still
trying to decide what to wear - although the usual question
is what celluloid monstrosity will I force on my guests after
I've drunk my own bodyweight in punch? It's the one time of
the year I'm allowed to do this, as I got banned from doing
it at all other festive times after showing all the best bits
from To All a Good Night and Silent
Night, Deadly Night to Grandma one year (again
after too much sherry). The thing is, in the UK you wouldn't
be caught dead going to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate
or ballerina - I've never understood the American cavalier
attitude to fright wear. A ballerina is hardly scary (unless
she's carrying a machete, of course). My favourite Halloween
costume wasn't actually my own, but I did orchestrate the
chaos. Naturally, it involved alcohol and a screening of a
Friday
the 13th movie. A lesbian friend of my was so
taken with the hockey mask idea she allowed me to gaffer tape
a cycling helmet over her face. She stood outside the kitchen
window holding a butcher's knife and popped into view every
time someone came in for a refill of their punch. Simple,
but stupidly effective!
My
dream would be to dress up my two cats: one as Baby
Jane Hudson (Pumpkin) and the other as Blanche
(George Glass), from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
I'd dress up as a giant rat and they could pull me down the
street in a giant silver platter. Of course, this isn't entirely
practical, as a giant silver platter would be a bitch to find.
Alan
Rowe Kelly (director:
I’ll
Bury You Tomorrow)
I had two parties to attend last year - one in an actual pumpkin
patch in Chester NJ. So I decided a mad Hare with mini- hatchet
was appropriate! After about a dozen manhattans later, I dragged
my furry tail over to the local Pathmark for their produce
sale - when I got to the isle I had a very public fit about
the poor condition of the carrots they were selling! Of course,
I was asked to leave...escorted.
The
next party took on a more surreal finish (More, you ask??)
when I decided to go as Joan Crawford - Mildred
Pierce era of course - as you can see by this 'Hurrell
- esque' photo taken by Robert Norman (pre party). It's every
fag's god damn dream to be Joan just once! I then proceeded
to turn my poor dear friend Robert into Christina
Crawford - with dire results! I promise you I did
not look like this by the evening's end...
'WORK
AND WORK TILL I'M HALF DEAD - AND I HEAR THEM SAY SHE'S GETTING
OLD!!'
Stephen
Saban (editrix:
The WOW Report)
What
are you dressing as for Halloween?
A
senior.
Barring
any limitations, what WOULD you dress as for Halloween?
A junior.
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Box Office Poison!
Bette Davis and Joan Crawford

Box Office Person
(Alan Rowe Kelly as Joan Crawford)
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Amanda
By Night (writer,
Film Threat, Pretty
Scary, CampBlood.org)
My original costume was a sort of "Geisha of Death"
costume that involved a kimono and a really cheesy corset.
Since the robe is obviously not 'one size fits all' (Lesson:
Never buy cheap costumes online unless your intention is to
look like an idiot), I had to scrap that. I will be going
as a Hammer Vampire Movie Victim (ala Ingrid
Pitt, except with an unfortunately much smaller bust),
which means I'll be in a sexy nightgown, flowing robe and
will sport a the requisite bite marks on the neck. I'm REALLY
looking forward to the big hair! Hopefully that will make
up for the extra small chest! :) This was actually Heidi
Martinuzzi's idea, but like any good girlfriend,
I stole it right from under her feet!
What
do I want to go as? Hmmm, that's a hard one. I'm kind of kicking
myself for not thinking about the Laura Mars
thing until I saw your
article (that would have been too fab - but the eyebrow
pluck would probably be a pain). I think the dream character
I've always wanted to as would be the Goddess Shitar from
Blood Diner. Sure, nobody knows who the hell
that is, but I would be proud to entrance newbies with my
maneating chest!
Jason
Paul Collum (Director: October Moon)
If
I'm feeling creative and energetic, I might be a Fruitcake
with a sign over my crotch that reads "Eat me!"
If I'm lazy and lethargic I'll put on my old Tippi
Hedren outfit complete with birds in my hair and
white poop going down my back. I made the costume 10 years
ago, and wore it to death, but it's been sitting in a box
for the last 3 years and I'll be going out in a place I've
never been before, so it'll be new to them...Plus, since I'll
be hanging with the breeders for the night, they probably
won't get the Fruitcake reference.
If
I could be anything for Halloween, without having to worry
about my fat gut and broke wallet, I'd be some kind of demonic
ice queen (ed: Anna Wintour?).
I have it all visualized in my head, but know I have neither
the body nor the cash to spend on a one-night only costume.
Or I'd be Jesse Metcalf's love slave....
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Hey!
Who you callin' busty?!
(Ingrid Pitt and her ticket-sellers)

Flashlight
and tire-mouthed daughter not included
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| Joe
Sullivan (Director:
Dead
Serious)
Maybe
my Halloween wish is to dress up like Felissa Rose
and make scary horror movies that are directed by moi, only
no one knows that we're actually the same person because I
keep changing in and out of drag and kill anyone who finds
out, until Vera Miles stumbles on the truth and I have to
kill her, just like I killed her sister, but her boyfriend
shows up...
Rich
Juzwiak (Awesome
Blogger: FourFour)
Ah,
yes, Halloween. The time of year that everyone tells me, both
separately and in groups, how un-fun I am. Chances are, Buzz,
that I will not be dressing up for Halloween. I just don't
do it. I don't begrudge others for doing it, but it's just
not my thang. HOWEVER, if I could/cared to, I'd totally be
the pre-hockey-mask Jason from Friday
the 13th Pt. 2, with one eye cut out of a sack
on my head. Just cuz I'm stocky like that and I like a good,
semi-obscure reference.
Scott
Telek (Creator: Cinema
De Merde)
Tragically,
I will probably not dress up for Halloween. The child in me
has died long ago. The last time I dressed up was as Dead
Laura Palmer. I was blue and was, of course, wrapped
in plastic, and had an 'R' on my fingernail. Very few people
got what I was supposed to be, but the ones that did would
scream "Laura!" from across the room.
Tim
Wolf (Head
of Technology: World
of Wonder)
What
are you dressing as for Halloween?
Nothing.
Barring any limitations, what WOULD you dress as for Halloween?
Madonna.
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Come
with us, Joe. I mean Felissa -- that's right... Felissa...

Even with a sack on his head, still a hit with the boys.
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