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Why We Fear New Jersey

Folks, I finally have hard proof that you don't need to venture south of the Mason-Dixon line to find good old-fashioned American cannibals. Behold the alarming advertisement I saw when enjoying a leisurely weekend in Elizabeth, New Jersey. (note: this is totally not doctored. I amped the contrast a bit to compensate for my "from a hotel shuttle bus across a freeway with a killer hangover" photo job, but it's bona-fide)

Enjoy!