Trailer Fabulous: Amusement, Midnight Meat Train, Prom Light
No, do not adjust your monitor, that does say "Prom Light", which is what I've decided to call the upcoming PG-13 remake of the classic film, which is being anticipated as breathlessly as a mid-dance toilet baby delivery. Let's get this thing out, wrap it in a tulle shrug, and toss it in the dumpster so we can get back to the punch and pie, shall we?
Anyway, I have to say that in spite of all this the first half of the film's trailer is AMAZING in its glorious banality. It's just knowing that we're not actually going to see any of these Laguna Peaches get splattered across the walls that makes the second half (wait, does the whole movie take place in a single hotel room?!) really disappointing.
Also included below are the intriguing preview for Valentine 2008 Amusement and the tease for the Clive Barker adaptation Midnight Meat Train, which looks way more awesome than I expected (Bradley Cooper and Leslie Bibb, what what!).
Labels: Amusement, Clive Barker, Midnight Meat Train, Prom Light, Prom Night, Terrorvision, Trailer Fabulous
posted by campbloodbuzz at
1:42 PM
4 Comments:
PROM LIGHT! that's good! Iv'e been calling it MOTHER MAY I SLEEP WITH ALMOST DANGER?
Nice to see you back in action, Buzz! Wore my Humbert shirt the other day, funny enough.
The Barker adaptation looks not half-bad, but seriously - if I were in charge of marketing this flick, I wouldn't have to look any further than "Are you man enough to take a ride on the Midnight Meat Train?" for my tagline.
Haha - they really should be pumping up the whole "meat train" angle a bit more, shouldn't they...
MOTHER MAY I SLEEP WITH BRADLEY COOPER?
God I love Leslie Bibb - Popular should be brought back :) and, uhm, Bradley Cooper isn't too bad on the eyes either :)
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